Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy dEARTH DAY

Ohhh I know. I'm tarrrible. Tarrrible, tarrible environmental unfriendly me with all my kids filling the landfills with their stanky diapers... Well... no. Not quite. I love this beautiful planet second only to the Great Creator and the beloved children He placed on it. Maybe I'm still just a bit traumatized by our April snow and not fully recovered from the last couple days of suffering through what felt distinctly like a good ole Global cooling to me...

Or maybe I just agree that Earth Day is a Holiday for Liars and is About Politics, not Climate. So in the case that you've maybe been watching a little too much Oprah, and being a little too duped by the Green Masters of Propaganda, and feeling that growing anxiety that tends to result, I thought I'd pass along some helpful articles from the National Anxiety Center kindly sent to me by my friend Liam who will be celebrating today by "smoking one big cigar by his big tree" in his yard (with I'm guessing, very little anxiety).

uh Heh... uh heh heh heh heh.

I'm not saying there isn't a place for the Greens. I really do love my greens... topped with a few other veggies and slathered with blue cheese...

3 comments:

Mica Garbarino said...

this was a great and funny post. I enjoyed it. Yes I am still hurting over this ear thing... Plugged up and miserable and about to tear my head off !!! Love ya Red !!!

Mica

DotBlogger said...

You're so funny!

christa jean said...

I can actually hear you talking in this post! I love the way you express yourself when you write!